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M*A*S*H – doing inventory

Hawkeye: Sulfa…where’€™s the sulfa?

Margaret: The sulfa’€™s in the living room.

Hawkeye: What?

Margaret: The sulfa’€™s in the living room. Between the end tables.

Hawkeye: (astonished) Margaret, you told a joke!

Margaret: I’€™m tired.

Hawkeye: ‘€œThe sulfa’€™s in the living room.’€ (starts laughing) I can’€™t believe you said that!

Margaret: (laughing now, too) I told you I was tired!

Hawkeye: No, I love it! Somebody’€™s finally been messing with your funny bone! Okay, sulfa…we got plenty.

Margaret: Sulfa so good. (starts laughing again) Morphine.

Hawkeye: No, thanks, I got plenty. (They both crack up, then start to compose themselves.) Digitalis?

Margaret: No, I’€™m keeping it a secret. (They both lose it for good.)

 

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