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Funny movie quotes from Justice League

Funny movie quotes from Justice League
Funny movie quotes from Justice League – the 2017 action film from the DC Extended Universe Arthur Curry: Honestly… I think we’re gonna be dead way before that. And you know what? I don’t mind. It’s an honorable end. But we’ve gotta shut Steppenwolf down. Superman’s a no-show....
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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time

Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time
Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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Farmer’s first airplane ride

Farmer's first airplane ride
At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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Frozen apple juice [pun alert]

Frozen apple juice
So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter...
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