Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, a very funny romantic comedy – starring Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. She falls in love with him, despite (wrongly) thinking he’s her best friend’s husband. Which leads to a lot...
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In Las Vegas, a drunken man stumbled into an Automat. He reached into his pocket, pulled out some coins, and put them into one of the machines. He received a ham sandwich. He put more coins in, and got another sandwich. He kept doing this until he had...
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A gentleman was waiting at the bus stop, waiting to go home at the end of the day. Another man walks up to him and asks him if he would give him the time. Strangely, the first man totally ignores the request. After a brief pause, the second...
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November 22, 2019 user
Dating jokes, Marriage jokes
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The story is told of when Jane Wyman was married to Ronald Reagan and was planning an elegant dinner party. She was going to be entertaining some Very Important People, and she wanted every last detail to be just right. To ensure that, she left a note pinned...
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November 21, 2019 user
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During the shopping rush of the Christmas season, a girl was shopping for a Christmas gift for her brother. She found a very attractive pair of pajamas, and finally managed to find a sales clerk to find out the price.
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November 20, 2019 user
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A man in Chicago, who had been trying to hail a cab for 15 minutes, finally succeeded. The cab came to a stop, but before he could enter an older woman wearing jewels and furs jumped in. Disturbed, the man walked to the cabbie before he pulled away.
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Funny movie quotes from Oliver the Eighth starring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch Stan Laurel: [reading newspaper] Listen to this… wealthy young widow with large fortune wishes to communicate with congenial young man. Object: matrimony. Oliver Hardy: It’s probably some old crab with a face that would...
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November 5, 2019 user
Funny movie quotes
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