Advertisements seen in Newspapers
Very funny typos in newspaper ads, similar to Jay Leno’s Headlines segment
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What have you done for me lately?
A traveler for a big publishing house couldn’t wait to get to St. Louis, where his oldest friend owned a prosperous bookstore. “Sam,” he said to the owner the moment they were alone, “I want you to lend me $2000.00.” “The answer, Joe,” said Sam, “is positively no.”...
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Walking economy
A man is walking down the street with his friend. He said to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replied, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting...
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Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye
Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye – a funny Shemp-era Three Stooges short film Shemp: Come with me to the casbah-dor! Moe: Listen to me spout Shakespeare! A rose by any other name would smell… Larry: And so do you!
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Make me one with everything
A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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Funny movie quotes from County Hospital
Funny movie quotes from County Hospital, starring Laurel and Hardy
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46 Things that never happen in Star Trek
Funny movie quotes from Top Hat
Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, a very funny romantic comedy – starring Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. She falls in love with him, despite (wrongly) thinking he’s her best friend’s husband. Which leads to a lot...
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the drunken man at the Automat
In Las Vegas, a drunken man stumbled into an Automat. He reached into his pocket, pulled out some coins, and put them into one of the machines. He received a ham sandwich. He put more coins in, and got another sandwich. He kept doing this until he had...
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Do you have the time?
A gentleman was waiting at the bus stop, waiting to go home at the end of the day. Another man walks up to him and asks him if he would give him the time. Strangely, the first man totally ignores the request. After a brief pause, the second...
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