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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws – something like Murphy’s Law, only more in a business setting. Except for the one about pizza! That’s true everyplace! Enjoy!

Ozman’s Laws:

  1. If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t.
  2. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
  3. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.
  4. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.

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