The stalled car and the stuck horn
The stalled car and the stuck horn – How the young lady handles the man leaning on his horn when her car stalls in traffic.
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Broken car horn
Broken car horn – How can a car horn be ‘indifferent’?
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Push starting the car
Push starting the car – Oh, the value of clearly understood instructions! It’s really hard to blame the wife …
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She don’t know a thing about cars …
She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.
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Help changing a flat tire
Help changing a flat tire – Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?
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Pulled out of the ditch
Pulled out of the ditch – I know of someone with a Hummer who pulls people out of ditches, purely for fun … not for profit! A very funny joke, with a good setup.
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Help changing a flat tire
Help changing a flat tire – Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?
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Bicycle towed by a car
Bicycle towed by a car – How fast can a bicycle go? (when it’s tied to an old Mustang)
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His wife called to say the car was flooded
His wife called to say the car was flooded — but just how flooded?
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How old was that used car?
How old was that used car that you bought? It was so old …
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