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One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”
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Free to a good home

Free to a good home - cat licking Shemp Howard
Free to a good home… Sweet, loving, well behave….. Oh , I cannot even type that with a straight face… Let’s try this again. For the love of all that is holy, someone please save me from this tiny furbearing demon! His given human name is “Scout”. But...
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Duck asks for grapes

Duck asks for grapes - A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes - this is my 9 year old daughter's favorite joke - the punchline has become a key phrase between us.
Duck asks for grapes – A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes – this is my 9 year old daughter’s favorite joke – the punchline has become a key phrase between us.
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