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The Bear

The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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The Bear

The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom - It's all logical, once you think about it
A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...
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Chicken at the library

Chicken at the library
A chicken goes into a library and takes out a book. The librarian thinks this is a bit strange, but lets it go out. In ten minutes, it brings the book back and gets out two more. Again the librarian lets it. In another ten minutes, it returns...
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Hungry Tiger

Hungry tiger joke
One day, a hungry tiger was walking through the jungle and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One man was quietly reading a newspaper, and the other man was working feverishly on a manual typewriter. The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper and ate him up....
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