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The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...
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March 12, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Kid jokes
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The woman and the three parrots A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots …
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March 11, 2018 user
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The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!
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March 10, 2018 user
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I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song – what *did* happen to the monk?
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March 9, 2018 user
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The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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March 5, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Kid jokes, Song Lyrics
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...
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February 25, 2018 user
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A chicken goes into a library and takes out a book. The librarian thinks this is a bit strange, but lets it go out. In ten minutes, it brings the book back and gets out two more. Again the librarian lets it. In another ten minutes, it returns...
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June 5, 2017 user
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One day, a hungry tiger was walking through the jungle and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One man was quietly reading a newspaper, and the other man was working feverishly on a manual typewriter. The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper and ate him up....
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July 2, 2016 user
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What does a Dalmatian do for the firemen? Everyone knows that firefighters have Dalmatian dogs as mascots … but are they decoration, or do they serve a purpose?
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April 17, 2016 user
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Was the dog depressed? Could there *be* a worse beginning to a first date?
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March 31, 2016 user
Animal jokes, Dating jokes
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