Funny quotes from Blackadder the Third

Blackadder the Third, starring Rowan Atkinson
Funny quotes from Blackadder the Third, the third BBC TV series starring Rowan Atkinson of “Mr. Bean” fame as the cowardly, scheming Blackadder, also starring Hugh Laurie (of “House”) Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call...
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50 people swindled!

50 people swindled! Look out for that newsboy ...
50 people swindled! Look out for that newsboy … A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, ‘€œRead all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!’€
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Returning the lost purse

Returning the lost purse – Surely the honest young man deserves a reward … A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, ‘€œHmmm . . . that’€™s funny....
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A perfect idiot

A perfect idiot Auguste Clown: I suppose you think that I’€™m a perfect idiot? Whiteface Clown: Oh, no’€”nobody’€™s perfect.  
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