Who’s going to tie my bow tie?

Who’s going to tie my bow tie? The wrong question for the henpecked husband to ask his domineering wife … possibly his last question! Enjoy! A henpecked husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said....
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Funny movie quotes from Follow the Fleet

Funny movie quotes from Follow the Fleet starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Harriet Nelson Bake Baker (Fred Astaire): I don’t often try to apologize ’cause I seldom make any mistakes. Bake Baker (Fred Astaire): Gosh, you’re glad to see me. [Bake pays only for himself] Cashier: Don’tcha friends dance?...
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A child’s perspective on retirement

The secret to a long life - Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long life
A child’s perspective on retirement – a funny (and sad) view of retirement from a child’s point of view A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used...
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Two atoms are walking down the street

Two atoms are walking down the street
Two atoms are walking down the street and they accidentally bump into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” The second replies, “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
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You picked a fine time to page me, Lucille …

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best...
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Chess enthusiasts

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I...
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