Come to the U.S.A. lyrics, by Ray Stevens

Come to the USA lyrics

Come to the U.S.A. lyrics, by Ray Stevens If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation ‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon. Imagine that. Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy And ship you to Mongolia till you die. And in Sudan they’ll hang […]

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Funny movie quotes from Wife vs. Secretary, starring Clark Gable, Myrna Loy, Jean Harlow

Funny movie quotes from Wife vs. Secretary

Funny movie quotes from Wife vs. Secretary, starring Clark Gable, Myrna Loy, Jean Harlow

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whistlers-mother

Juan and Amal – separated at birth

Juan and Amal – separated at birth – warning: pun alert!

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New Year’s Dinner - The annual conflict between family and football viewing ... who wins?

New Year’s Dinner

New Year’s Dinner – The annual conflict between family and football viewing … who wins?

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Top New Year's resolutions - Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...

New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep

New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep – of course, I resolve to stop making New Year’s resolutions … oops, broke that one!

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New Year's resolutions that I can actually keep

Top New Years resolutions

Top New Years resolutions – Not saying that I’ll actually *keep* any of these resolutions …

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Blind Date

Girlfriend’s expensive education

Girlfriend’s expensive education – I always knew that education was expensive, but …

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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning

Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning – Odd how my wife complains about this …

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Jeff Foxworthy

Clues that you may be a redneck …

Clues that you may be a redneck … with appropriate apologies to Jeff Foxworthy …

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Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges

The worst racehorse in the world

The worst racehorse in the world – Talk about being resigned to failure…

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