Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman

Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman
Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman starring the Three Stooges Sign: Mrs. Hammond Eggerley’s Theatrical Apt’s – 26 rooms – 2 bath tubs =Rates= $4 per week up Mostly Up Curly (Curly Howard): [looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There’s someplace...
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Funny movie quotes from Gents Without Cents

Funny movie quotes from Gents without Cents starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Gents without Cents starring the Three Stooges Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, I’ll handle this. I’ll break their necks, I’ll bash their noses in.  And if there’s a big, muscular guy in there … you handle him. Curly (Curly Howard): Nyaah!
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Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy - we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree ... but how about an outhouse?
Honesty is the best policy – we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree … but how about an outhouse? Once, in the 1820’s, a little boy called Sam was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting...
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Decorating a cake

Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake
Decorating a cake – how easy is it? (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.) Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”
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Funny movie quotes from The Time of their Lives

The Time of their Lives, starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Marjorie Reynolds
Funny movie quotes from The Time of their Lives, starring Abbott and Costello Horatio Prim (Lou Costello): [having been startled by Mildred] You nearly scared the life out of me! Horatio Prim: Melody! It’s Cuthbert! He’s still alive! Melody: How can that be? Horatio: I don’t know. They say...
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Chicken at the library

Chicken at the library
A chicken goes into a library and takes out a book. The librarian thinks this is a bit strange, but lets it go out. In ten minutes, it brings the book back and gets out two more. Again the librarian lets it. In another ten minutes, it returns...
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Funny movie quotes from The Chimp

Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, Laurel and Hardy, short film, where Stan and Ollie try to smuggle the circus gorilla into their boarding house - co-starring James Finlayson and Billy Gilbert
Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, Laurel and Hardy,  short film, where Stan and Ollie try to smuggle the circus gorilla into their boarding house – co-starring James Finlayson and Billy Gilbert
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Funny movie quotes from Scram!

Funny movie quotes from Scram!
Funny movie quotes from Scram! A very funny Laurel and Hardy short film, where a judge gives Stan and Ollie and hour to leave town … only for them to accidentally sneak into his house!
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