Funny movie quotes from Horror Express

Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas
Funny movie quotes from Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas Horror Express is a very serious, very good horror movie — but even so, it has some moments of humor. Enjoy them,! Movie quotes from  Horror Express Inspector Mirov (Julio Peña): The two of you...
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Funny movie quotes from High Society

Funny movie quotes from High Society
Funny movie quotes from High Society (1956), starring Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra Mike: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum. Dexter: You must be one of the newer fellows. Mike: [Dexter is carrying a morning-after-the-night-before drink for Sam] Is that for me? Dexter: It’s for Sam,...
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Answers about Marriage from Children

Love, lust and marriage
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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Hillary Clinton Meets Satan

Hillary Clinton Meets Satan
Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer. “I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your...
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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty
Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks? Carlos Ramirez: Si, si. Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she €™ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you sing, put your heart...
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