Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars

Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe (Moe Howard): Sometimes you got brains. Curly (Curly Howard): Thank you thank you. Larry (Larry Fine): Don’t let ’em go to your head. Curly (Curly Howard): Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick

Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick starring W. C. Fields
Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick starring W. C. Fields Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill? Joe Guelpe (Shemp Howard): Yeah. Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Oh boy, what a load that is off...
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Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk
Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk From Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, April 28, 1948) Lou Costello: I was walking through the woods, and a ferocious skunk attacked me. Bud Abbott: Well, you’re more than a match for a skunk. Did you let him have it? Lou...
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Diagnosing manic depression

James Finlayson as the school teacher at the prison in "Pardon Us"
Diagnosing manic depression – is it manic depression, or is it … The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
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You’re not a monk

You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the...
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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When . . . You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. Instant coffee takes too long. You chew on other people’s fingernails. You answer the door before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. You go to...
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Man Rules

Man Rules
Man Rules – At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down…Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I gotta admit, they’re pretty good.)
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