Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home!

Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home! Grandpa (Al Lewis): I always used to think there would always be an England, but now I’m not so sure. Grandpa (Al Lewis): Yeah, we could use some fresh blood in the family. Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): I want to go...
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A Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii
A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me...
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Who’s going to tie my bow tie?

Who’s going to tie my bow tie? The wrong question for the henpecked husband to ask his domineering wife … possibly his last question! Enjoy! A henpecked husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said....
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Funny movie quotes from Follow the Fleet

Funny movie quotes from Follow the Fleet starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Harriet Nelson Bake Baker (Fred Astaire): I don’t often try to apologize ’cause I seldom make any mistakes. Bake Baker (Fred Astaire): Gosh, you’re glad to see me. [Bake pays only for himself] Cashier: Don’tcha friends dance?...
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A child’s perspective on retirement

The secret to a long life - Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long life
A child’s perspective on retirement – a funny (and sad) view of retirement from a child’s point of view A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used...
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