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‘Twas the night before Jesus came

Twas the night before Jesus came
Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house. Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, Not once...
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Christmas bag of presents
‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle, shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed...
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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’€™was the night before Christmas and all through our towns The birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night, Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored...
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Tis not the season

Tis not the season - sad Christmas puppy
Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “€œDeck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy! Fa la la la la, La la...
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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas
Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”€ Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to...
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Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?

Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?
Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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Revised Tale of Bethlehem

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement
Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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