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Wisdom of Kamala Harris

Quotations to demonstrate the wit and wisdom of Kamala Harris – the first female face president, first black VP, mistress of word salad

Kamala Harris word salad – April 26, 2023

“I think it’s very important…for us, at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present.”

Kamala Harris on FEMA prioritizing relief on skin color


“It is our lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions, and so we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, we also need to fight for equity, understand not everyone stands out at the same place, and if we want people to be in an equal place, we have to take into account those disparities.”

VP Kamala Harris on distributing Federal Government aid after hurricane Ian

Editor’s Note: So: prioritizing Government assistance to “communities of color”. Equity = the same OUTCOME. Equality = the same OPPORTUNITY. Treating people differently based on skin color is LITERALLY the definition of racism.

Kamala Harris word salad

“We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community.”

Kamala Harris,

“Today, the business of our work is for the council to report on the work that has occurred since our last meeting across these areas. We will today also discuss the work yet ahead, the work we must still do.”

September 9, 2022

“Equity as a concept says recognize that everyone has the same capacity, but in order for them to have equal opportunity to reach that capacity, well, we must pay attention to this issue of equity.”

August 12, 2022

“While we send our prayers, and our love, we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it.”

August 1, 2022

“We have to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously”

Kamala Harris on Highland Park mass shooting, 7/5/2022

“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us …”

January 13, 2022

“Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So basically, that’s wrong.”

Kamala Harris explaining the Russian/Ukrainian war

“We are announcing today also that we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential to I believe what is necessary to strengthen not only the issue of public health but also of the economy.”

Kamala Harris on assisting Jamaica

“Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.”

Kamala Harris quote on the significance of the passage of time

Kamala Harris border czar

VP Harris: “We’ve been to the border.”
Holt: “YOU haven’t been to the border.”
VP Harris: “And I haven’t been to Europe.”

Kamala Harris quote on going to the border

Kamala Harris on voter ID

“Because in some people’s mind, that means well, you’re going to have to Xerox or photocopy your ID to send it in to prove you are who you are. Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people who live in rural communities, who don’t… there’s no Kinkos, there’s no OfficeMax near them.”

Kamala Harris claiming that rural voters can’t photocopy their ID

Editor’s note: Updated October 4, 2022

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