One liner Christmas Jokes

One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy!

• A Christmas thought:
  STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
• How long does it take to burn a candle down?
  About a wick!
• What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
  The letter “Y”!
• What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
  You light up my life!
• What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
  Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
• What did the big candle say to the little candle?
  I’m going out tonight!
• What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
  A pineapple!
• What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
  Platform shoes!
• What’s Christmas called in England?
  Yule Britannia !
• Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
  Yule be happy!
• What’€™s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
  Jungle bells.
• Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
  “Holly’€ wood!
• Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
  They both drop their needles !
• Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
  Because a little water ends both of them !