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Funny movie quotes from The Woman in Green

Funny movie quotes from The Woman in Green – a Sherlock Holmes mystery, starring Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Hillary Brooke

Funny movie quotes from The Woman in Green – a Sherlock Holmes murder mystery, that lightens the mood with humor.

Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): If we could just trace those missing fingers.
Inspector Gregson (Matthew Boulton): If? If we could just drain the English Channel, we might find a penny.

Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): There ought to be a law against fat people keeping little dickey birds.

Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): Haven’t used that bag since I brought little Amelia Whats-‘er-name into the world. She grew up to be a very unattractive child. Huh, who wouldn’t with a name like Amelia.

Inspector Gregson (Matthew Boulton): What are you looking at, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Looking at a very handsome woman. Not born to the purple, but, uh, giving an excellent imitation.

Inspector Gregson (Matthew Boulton): is that Sir George Fenwick?
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Yes.
Inspector Gregson (Matthew Boulton): Is that young lady his daughter?
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Don’t be so naive Inspector.

Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): I smell the faint, sweet odor of blackmail.

Lydia Marlowe (Hillary Brooke): [after trying to hypnotize Sherlock Holmes] I was right, Mr Holmes. You are a difficult subject.
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Thank you.

Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): What a beautiful view, Watson. I’m quite enjoying it.
Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): No, you’re not. You’re hypnotized! You’re under a spell. Stand still, don’t move. Steady, Holmes, steady does it. Stand perfectly still where you are.
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Nonsense, Watson.
Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): I, uh, you don’t know what you’re doing.
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone): Of course I know what I’m doing.
Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): You mean you’re not hypnotized?
Sherlock Holmes: Certainly not!
Dr. John H. Watson (Nigel Bruce): Then get off the wall, you idiot!

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