The clown tries a new sport – Of course, you can’t really blame him … the two words sound *very* similar!
A clown went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.
‘We have 99’ replied the shop owner.
‘I’ll take them all,’ said the clown, who paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to a cliff, and jumped off.
He hit the ground with an powerful ‘thud’ and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened.
‘I’m not certain,’ he replied ‘but that’s the last time I try that budgie jumping’