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The clown tries a new sport

The clown tries a new sport – Of course, you can’t really blame him … the two words sound *very* similar!

A clown went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.

‘€œWe have 99’€ replied the shop owner.

‘€œI’€™ll take them all,’€ said the clown, who paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to a cliff, and jumped off.

He hit the ground with an powerful ‘€œthud’€ and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened.

‘€œI’€™m not certain,’€ he replied ‘€œbut that’€™s the last time I try that budgie jumping’€

 

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