Funny movie quotes from The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock – Lou Costello, Dorothy Provine, Gale Gordon Artie (Lou Costello): They all laughed at Einstein and his theory of Relativity. Now, everybody’s got relatives. Artie (Lou Costello): They also laughed at Marconi. The same people are sending telegrams. Artie...
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Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
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Quotes from Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It [The Red Skelton Show] Quotes from Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It – a very funny episode of The Red Skelton Show, where Mae West meets several of Red’s characters!
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Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film Saved by the Belle Curly (Curly Howard): Believe it or not!Moe (Moe Howard): What do you mean, “Believe it or not?”Curly (Curly Howard): I’ve got an idea!
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Funny movie quotes from Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes (1965) – the zany, early-days aviation race comedy [first lines]The Neanderthal Man (Red Skelton): [watches a gull flying over a beach]Narrator: Ever since man...
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Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]- where Sheriff Andy has to judge a beauty contest, and whoever wins, he loses! Andy Taylor: I declare, folks are gettin’ tired of the mayor’s wife ridin’ out on that horse and sangin’ all that opera stuff.Floyd Lawson:...
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Weather jokes by Red Skelton, from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
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Funny movie quotes from Godzilla 1998 starring Matthew Broderick
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A series of “you might be a Democrat” jokes — with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
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June 18, 2021 user
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A collection of Father’s Day jokes by the famous comedian and TV clown, Red Skelton
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