Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes - Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens' classic book, 'A Christmas Carol'
Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie Deck Us All With Boston Charlie –  the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The...
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Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake - Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)
Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake – Sung to the tune of ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by The Monkees – a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake) If you received a fruitcake for Christmas, share it with all your friends today, National Fruitcake Day...
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Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’€™t work, give me a ring!
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!
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Buying a Barbie Doll?

Buying a Barbie Doll? Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!
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