Lawyer’€™s Night Before Christmas

Lawyer's Night before Christmas
A Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas – with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyer Another Attorney’€™s Night Before Christmas (Sort of) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property...
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Merry Christmas, My Friend

Merry Christmas, My Friend - This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991
Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’€™, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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Meretricious!

Isaac Asimov photo - meretricious!
Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘€œmeretricious.’€ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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One liner Christmas Jokes

One liner Christmas Jokes and puns - enjoy!
One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to the...
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Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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