More Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups – he pushes the Earth down.
One time he threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. It’s not dead — it’s just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once went to a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. They brought it to him …
Scientists claim that nothing can escape from the gravity of a black hole. Chuck Norris disagrees …
There is no inflation. Chuck Norris simply went to a bank and withdrew money.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
He can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.
He can hear sign language.
Time waits for no man. Except Chuck Norris.
He had an arm wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old, he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris did shadow boxing — and won.