Gunfight at the O.K. Corral – a very serious western, with a lot of verbal humor! Enjoy!
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Want a gun hand?
Wyatt Earp: You? No, thanks.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I do handle them pretty well. The only trouble is, those best able to testify to my aim aren’t around for comment.
Wyatt Earp: We’d like you to come to the wedding, Doc, – if it doesn’t interfere with your poker.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I’m not good at weddings – only funerals. Deal me out.
Wyatt Earp: Hold up your right hand. Do you solemnly swear to uphold… oh, this is ridiculous. You’re deputized. Grab some gear, I’ll get the horses.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Wait a minute, don’t I get to wear a tin star?
Wyatt Earp: Not on your life!
Wyatt Earp: There’s a stage for Abilene in the morning. I want you to be on it.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Can’t. The marshal of Abilene sent me here.
Billy Clanton: I don’t know why I get into gunfights. I guess sometimes I just get lonely.
Charles Bassett: Doc, what are you doing up this time of day? It’s only three o’clock.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I’m on a health bender.
