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Make me one with everything

A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”

The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.” With a wistful smile, the monk walked away.

One thought on “Make me one with everything

  1. Brian K McGahey says:

    I try to work Chicago(famous for hot dogs) and the Dalai Lama into this.

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