Human being talks to God about time and money
At little Geoffrey’s first Sunday school class, they talked about the absolute power of God. Geoffrey was having a hard time conceiving this, so he asked his mother about it.
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How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet
How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet – true story, from many years ago How do you know when your child has been spending too much time on the computer? My six-year-old son, Jack, recently informed his mother that...
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It only costs half a dollar
It only costs half a dollar — you really can’t blame the little boy … A little boy received a dollar bill for his birthday. The following day, he walked to a candy store up the street. He chose the candy that he wanted, and went to the...
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Child’s report on childbirth
Child’s report on childbirth – proof once again on why “little white lies” backfire – enjoy! A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents “how was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought you to us.”
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Can you read and write?
Can you read and write? As Red Skelton used to joke, I can write better than I can read, but this reading’s wrote rotten! “Tommy, can you read and write?” The woman asked. “Well, I can write,” he replied, “but I can’t read too well.”
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Disney World’s Space Mountain
A seven-year-old little girl was excited when she went to Disney World for the first time. The little girl headed straight for Space Mountain. Her parents were worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. She enjoyed it so much, she rode...
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Where do white hairs come from?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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Advice for Young Mothers
At the library, a young girl checks out the book “Advice for Young Mothers” … but why?
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I didn’t duet!
I didn’t duet — A true story … (from many years ago)
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I’m just trying to get my gum back!
I’m just trying to get my gum back! A very funny story, that’s all too true, as I, a father of 5, can attest to!
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