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Arabella Miller

Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?
Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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The Bear

The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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Why is the little girl so blue?

Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she...
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Starfish

Starfish
There once was an old man who liked to start his days by going for walks on a nearby beach. Early one morning, he was walking along the shore after a big storm had passed, and he found that the beach was littered with starfish as far as...
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Science Facts

Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and...
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Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy
Honesty is the best policy – we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree … but how about an outhouse? Once, in the 1820’s, a little boy called Sam was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Shirley Goodnest and Marcy
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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Answers about Marriage from Children

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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