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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

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It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Stick Out Your Tongue joke

Stick Out Your Tongue joke

Quotes from The Three Doctors

Funny quotes from The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman, a funny episode of The Abbott and Costello Show

Funny quotes from The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman [The Abbott and Costello Show]

In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton's con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son.

Funny quotes from A Taste of Money

Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe

Jokes from Here Comes the Bribe

Ed Norton, the "sewer connoisseur" portrayed by Art Carney, had many memorable quotes in the classic TV series, The Honeymooners

Funny quotes from The Honeymooners – Ed Norton

Funny TV quotes from The New Housekeeper – The Andy Griffith Show season 1, episode 1

Funny TV quotes from The New Housekeeper

Frosty the Snowman quotes - funny lines from the classic Rankin-Bass children's animated classic

Frosty the Snowman quotes

What’s a matta?

Ricky's Movie Offer - funny quotes from I Love Lucy

Ricky’s Movie Offer