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Stick Out Your Tongue – a funny series of jokes between Red Skelton and Reginald Denny, on the Red Skelton Show season 4. Reggie is convinced that Red’s under the weather, and simply wants him to stick out his tongue …
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February 8, 2021 user
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Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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December 9, 2020 user
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Funny quotes from The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman, a funny episode of The Abbott and Costello Show Bud Abbott: Lou, what I want to know is, why is it every day I see you looking in that department store window?Lou Costello: I’ll tell you, Abbott. Inside that beautiful department...
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September 20, 2020 user
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In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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June 11, 2020 user
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Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe Red Skelton‘s cowboy character, Sheriff Deadeye, is running for re-election in Here Comes the Bribe … Corruption? What corruption? Pretty girl: How are you going to get re-elected this year, Deadeye?Deadeye: By kissing babies and giving them...
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June 10, 2020 user
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Ed Norton, the “sewer connoisseur” portrayed by Art Carney, had many memorable quotes in the classic TV series, The Honeymooners
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January 30, 2020 user
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Funny TV quotes from The New Housekeeper – The Andy Griffith Show season 1, episode 1
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July 27, 2019 user
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Frosty the Snowman quotes – funny lines from the classic Rankin-Bass children’s animated classic
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November 26, 2016 user
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What’s a matta? A henway joke from the “Taxi” TV series – enjoy!
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September 23, 2015 user
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Ricky’s Movie Offer – funny quotes from I Love Lucy Ricky’s Movie Offer – Funny quotes from the classic ‘I Love Lucy’ TV series, where Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) has a chance at a movie audition, and his wife Lucy (Lucille Ball) and their friends all want to...
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June 15, 2015 user
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