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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Funny Tombstone Messages

Funny Tombstone Messages

Alexander Woolcott quotes

Jeff Foxworthy - you might live in Wisconsin if ...

Clues that you may be a redneck …

Quotes about women - Very funny, and all-too-often true, quotes about women, from a variety of sources

Quotes about women

Ozman’s Laws

The only way to keep your health

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity

Quit shooting off your mouth

All progress depends on the unreasonable man

Albert Einstein describes radio

Albert Einstein describes radio