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[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying...
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September 26, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
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September 8, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but...
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September 1, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?
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August 31, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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Computer Terms – a funny list of the “real” definitions of computer terms – thanks to GNU Humor Archive
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August 29, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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Error messages in Haiku – imagine if instead of cryptic text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku …
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August 29, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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The Last Bug – an older poem that computer programmers will laugh at – and agree with!
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August 28, 2017 user
Computer jokes
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Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed, Song parody on the theme song to ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’ — what if Jed Clampett were a computer programmer?
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April 25, 2016 user
Computer jokes, Song Lyrics
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Funny eBay feedback – After completing a transaction on eBay, the buyer can rate the seller and leave comments. If you ever seen *any* of these, run away from that person!
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February 17, 2016 user
Computer jokes
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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It’s interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
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January 7, 2016 user
Christmas jokes, Computer jokes
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