True Calls to the IRS – Of course, as April 15th approaches, we tend to think of all of the evil, nasty people at the IRS (Infernal Revenue Service) … but we forget about the other side of the coin …
Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single.
IRS: Are you married?
Caller: Well, sort of ….
IRS: What?
Caller: Well, we did get married, but we’re not counting on it.
Caller: I got a letter from you guys and I want to know what you want.
IRS: What does it say?
Caller: Just a minute, I’ll open it.
Caller: I’m a bookkeeper and I need to know if ten $100 bills make a thousand dollars or only ten hundred dollars.
IRS: Both. It’s the same amount.
Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?
Caller: Could you please send me some of those WD-40’s?