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Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma

Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Marie Wilson, Diana Lynn

December 30, 2017 user Funny movie quotes No Comment

Funny movie quotes from On Moonlight Bay

Funny movie quotes from On Moonlight Bay – the famous Doris Day musical

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Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux is now finally a reality. The changes are subtle but very important.

December 18, 2017 user Computer jokes No Comment

Funny movie quotes from The Munsters Revenge

Funny movie quotes from The Munsters Revenge starring Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, Al Lewis, Sid Caesar Lily Munster (Yvonne DeCarlo): Everybody’s here except poor Marilyn. Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): You can’t blame them, they don’t want to scare away the customers.

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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is a Christmas novelty song written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey in 1953.

December 12, 2017 user Song Lyrics No Comment

Santa knock knock jokes

Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock Who’s there? Holly Holly who? Holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who. Yule be sorry...

December 9, 2017 user Christmas jokes No Comment

Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man

Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man, starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Vera-Ellen Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man, a “ghostly” comedy where Danny Kaye’s twin brother uses him to get revenge on his own murderers

November 29, 2017 user Funny movie quotes No Comment

Funny movie quotes from The Inspector General

Funny movie quotes from The Inspector General (1949) starring Danny Kaye Kovatch (Alan Hale Jr.): Oh, I love my family, but I’d give my six kids to get rid of my wife. Georgi (Danny Kaye): [singing] Drink to me only wi-ith thine eye-eyes / And I will drink with my nose!...

November 25, 2017 user Funny movie quotes No Comment

Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem

Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem – a funny comedy, where Bud and Lou are performers in the Middle East. Alongside the lovely songstress Marilyn Maxwell, they’re caught up in a revolution....

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If I Were The Devil

If I Were The Devil, by Paul Harvey

November 4, 2017 user Church and God jokes No Comment

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