A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this...
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September 24, 2017 user
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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him.
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September 23, 2017 user
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An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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September 18, 2017 user
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Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and...
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September 9, 2017 user
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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
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September 8, 2017 user
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Funny movie quotes about the Battle of the Sexes [Star reporter Rosalind Russell her publisher/ex-husband Cary Grant that she’s leaving to get married.] Rosalind Russel: [describing her fianceé] He treats me like a woman! Cary Grant: What did I treat you like, a water buffalo? — His Girl...
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September 7, 2017 user
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Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) Larry: All for one!Moe: One for all!Curly: I’m for myself.
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September 5, 2017 user
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Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but...
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September 1, 2017 user
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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?
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August 31, 2017 user
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Computer Terms – a funny list of the “real” definitions of computer terms – thanks to GNU Humor Archive
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August 29, 2017 user
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