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Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady

Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady, starring Ginger Rogers, Jimmy Stewart Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady – a very funny romantic comedy with Jimmy Stewart and Ginger Rogers.  The two get married after meeting one night, and then try to hide their marriage from the family …
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn

Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford
Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford Wally Benton (Red Skelton): [opens his closet door, a woman falls out] big moths! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): You can’t be a press agent, you can’t even spell “cat”!Chester (Rags Ragland): When I come...
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Funny movie quotes from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Funny movie quotes from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Boris Karloff
Funny movie quotes from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Boris Karloff Gertrude Griswold: Walter, what’s that awful smell?Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): It’s that cologne you gave me for Christmas.Gertrude Griswold: It’s lovely, isn’t it?
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Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart

Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart
Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart, starring Janet Gaynor, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Roland Young, Billie Burke, Paulette Goddard Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart, a very funny movie about a family of four grifters, who save the life of an elderly spinster.  They pretend...
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Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker

Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker
[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying...
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Using lawyers instead of rats

Using lawyers instead of rats
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
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