Breaking his arm while raking leaves
Clown 1: Did you hear about Joe’s accident? Clown 2: Yes, I did — but I can’t believe that he broke his arm.
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Ricky’s Movie Offer
Ricky’s Movie Offer – funny quotes from I Love Lucy Ricky’s Movie Offer – Funny quotes from the classic ‘I Love Lucy’ TV series, where Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) has a chance at a movie audition, and his wife Lucy (Lucille Ball) and their friends all want to...
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4th of July cookout and illegal fireworks
4th of July cookout and illegal fireworks – This is *not* the best way to avoid getting caught by the police for illegal fireworks.
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Pigeon Pun
Pigeon pun – A true groaner pun, thanks to our feathered friend, the pigeon
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Saying grace before we eat
Saying grace before we eat – Is *this* the reason for saying grace before meals?
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Nursery school teacher on Independence Day
A cute joke about a nursery school teacher, a young child, and the meaning of patriotism and the Independence Day celebrations on July 4th
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Funny movie quotes from An Ache in Every Stake
Funny movie quotes from An Ache in Every Stake starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Curly
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Funny movie quotes from Guns A Poppin’
Funny movie quotes from Guns A Poppin‘ (1957) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Joe Besser
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Husband Arrives Home Drunk
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Halloween party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if...
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Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas
Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas, where the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp) are unknowingly engaged to the same woman!
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