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Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight

Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight — or not, depending on your perspective.

A middle aged man boarded an airplane, flying for the first time in his life. He was visibly nervous, ashen-faced, sweating, and gripping the arm wrest so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.

The man in the chair next to him was a minister, who attempted to calm the man. “Be of good cheer, friend. Don’t forget God’s promise from the Good Book: “ Lo, I will be with you always.”

The other man looked at the minister, with a terrified look on his face, and replied “Low! That’s the problem! We’ll be high!”

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