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Farmer’s first airplane ride

Farmer's first airplane ride
At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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Carrion luggage

Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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