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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do!

  1. Oops!
  2. Come back with that! Bad dog!
  3. Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again?
  4. Dang, there go the lights again.
  5. Wow!  I never saw one of those before!
  6. You realize, there’s a lot of money in kidneys. And, this guy has two of them.
  7. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  8. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  9. Where did my thermometer go?
  10. I’ll be back, I’m dying for a cigarette break.
  11. Cool! Lets poke it!
  12. What in the world is that?
  13. That goes where now?
  14. Is that supposed to be that way?
  15. I hope this guy has a bad lawyer.
  16. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

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