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Funny movie quotes from Scared Stiff

Funny movie quotes from the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis comedy, Scared Stiff

Mary Caroll (Lizabeth Scott): Larry, why are you so nice to me?
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): I don’t know, I guess I’ve always been a sucker for girls named Mary Caroll.

Rosie (Dorothy Malone): I’m just an average girl.
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): Honey, if you’re an average girl then I’ve been dating boys.

Myron Mertz (Jerry Lewis): I like it! I like it!

Rosie (Dorothy Malone): [after a long kiss] Am I going to see you later?
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): You certainly are.
Rosie (Dorothy Malone): I know a wonderful place for just the two of us.
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): Yeah, where?
Rosie (Dorothy Malone): In a telephone booth
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): [after a lingering kiss he ogles her] Remind me to bring along plenty of dimes.

Mary Caroll (Lizabeth Scott): You killed a perfect stranger?
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): Nobody’s perfect!

Tony Warren (William Ching): It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. Every once in a while, you see him walking about with dead eyes blindly following orders, not knowing what they do and not caring.
Myron Mertz (Jerry Lewis): Just like husbands.

Myron Mertz (Jerry Lewis): Hey, Larry, show business really gets in your blood, don’t it?
Larry Todd (Dean Martin): First you gotta have some.

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