The clown and the parachute instructor – One of many reasons why clowns shouldn’t be allowed to jump out of airplanes
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, ‘How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?’
‘That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.’
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, ‘What happens if there’s no one there I know?’