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Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present

Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present

Red Skelton often told jokes about his seagull friends, Gertrude and Heathcliffe – two seagulls … Gertrude says to Heathcliff, “I know we said we weren’t giving each other anything for our birthdays but this year I am giving you something.”

Heathcliffe says, “What is it?”

Gertrude says, “A divorce……..and you can have the kid too!”
Heathcliffe says, “I can have the kid?”

Gertrude says, “Yes,….I’€™m giving you the bird!”

–thanks to Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator

 

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