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Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present

Red Skelton’€™s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present

Red Skelton often told jokes about his seagull friends, Gertrude and Heathcliffe – two seagulls … Gertrude says to Heathcliff, ‘€œI know we said we weren’€™t giving each other anything for our birthdays but this year I am giving you something.’€

Heathcliffe says, ‘€œWhat is it?’€

Gertrude says, ‘€œA divorce……..and you can have the kid too!’€
Heathcliffe says, ‘€œI can have the kid?’€

Gertrude says, ‘€œYes,….I’€™m giving you the bird!’€

–thanks to Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator

 

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