Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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May 25, 2013 user
Christmas jokes
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The clown asks, what time is it? So, what’s causing the clown so much stress from the simple question, “What time is it?” 1st Clown: What time is it? 2nd Clown: 2:14 1st Clown: Not again!
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May 24, 2013 user
Clown jokes
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Clown’s medical dictionary – How does a clown interpret medical terms? In the funniest way possible!
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April 22, 2013 user
Clown jokes
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Kentucky Mom’s letter to her son – A “letter from home” in the best clown tradition Letter from a Kentucky Mother to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I’m alive. I’m writing this letter slowly cause I know you can’t read very fast. ...
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April 22, 2013 user
Clown jokes
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Another reason to not drink – And be sure you know *who* you’re drinking with – especially in Metropolis! Two men were drinking at a bar on the 10th story of a building in a major metropolis. One man said to the other, “See that window over there? Well,...
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March 14, 2013 user
Superhero Jokes, Superman jokes
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Bloomberg Gun Attack Safety Tips – What Mayor Bloomberg of New York City, and other liberal politicians, suggest that you do if faced with a crazed gunman … If faced with a crazed gunman:
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January 18, 2013 user
Political jokes
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New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals A list of New Years resolutions for American liberals … enjoy!
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December 30, 2012 user
Political jokes
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Christmas Cookie Rules – Isn’t it amazing how we can avoid calories from Christmas cookies with … creative … rules!
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December 13, 2012 user
Christmas jokes
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Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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November 30, 2012 user
Christmas jokes, Clown jokes
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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November 27, 2012 user
Funny movie quotes
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