Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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November 15, 2012 user
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The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.
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November 15, 2012 user
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A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore’s ‘The Night Before Thanksgiving’, about Thanksgiving evening …‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
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November 14, 2012 user
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources … my favorite is Erma Bombeck’s observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it … and why!
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November 13, 2012 user
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast – A weather forecast with 100% accuracy – for the fourth Thursday in November, aka Thanksgiving In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an...
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November 12, 2012 user
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On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house: “Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!” The grandmother replies, “Which are you most excited to see?”
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November 11, 2012 user
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Clown’s first Thanksgiving dinner alone – The clown cooks Thanksgiving dinner all by himself for the first time … what could possibly go wrong?
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November 9, 2012 user
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Things not to do at Thanksgiving – Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother would do — please don’t!
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November 8, 2012 user
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One line Thanksgiving jokes, or ‘groaners’ as my mother-in-law calls them … unless Alex Trebek tells them, of course
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November 7, 2012 user
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Thanksgiving dinner bribe – What will Dad do to get a grandchild? The entire family was assembled for Thanksgiving dinner. All four children were there with their spouses that they had recently married. All four couples were childless.
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November 6, 2012 user
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