New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals

New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals

A list of New Years resolutions for American liberals … enjoy!

• Support gay marriage by trying it out.
• Work harder with others at building bridges over border fences.
• Practice saying ‘€œmy Prius’€ like a real man.
• Rewrite the Constitution on Wikipedia.
• Be more charitable with other peoples’€™ money.
• Stop using the race card as a crutch.
• Build up a tolerance to the toxins in energy-efficient light bulbs.
• Stock up on guns white flags … just in case.
• Learn how to shoot the guns Chinese … just in case.
• Learn which direction Mecca is in … just in case.
• Get a real job … as a protester.
• Either seek medical attention or learn to accept my craving for brains.