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Medium jokes

Medium jokes

Medium jokes – Several puns on the word ‘medium’ – my favorite is about the midget psychic on the run from the law …

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Tractor in reverse

The tractor in reverse

The tractor in reverse – I didn’t even realize that tractors could *go* in reverse … but I don’t live on a farm, either

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King Kong

Funny movie quotes from King Kong

Funny movie quotes from King Kong, the 1933 classic with Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong, and Bruce Cabot

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Accounts receivable

Accounts Receivable

Accounts Receivable – We have your order, but will not ship it until …

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The magician and the eggs

Magician: Now, ladies and gentlemen. I mix the eggs in this gentleman’s hat, and the result is an appetizing omelet. Any kind of eggs would do as well as these I use. I do not encourage an audience to bring eggs with them, as they might be tempted to throw them rather than wait for […]

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The drums must not stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the man didn’t sleep a wink due to […]

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Ice is extremely dangerous

Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.

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