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When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

When the terrorist tripped and fell into the water
While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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Medium jokes

Medium jokes
Medium jokes – Several puns on the word ‘medium’ – my favorite is about the midget psychic on the run from the law …
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The magician and the eggs

Magician: Now, ladies and gentlemen. I mix the eggs in this gentleman’s hat, and the result is an appetizing omelet. Any kind of eggs would do as well as these I use. I do not encourage an audience to bring eggs with them, as they might be tempted...
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