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Funny movie quotes from Me and the Colonel

Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye
Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): I packed my belongings in two trunks and moved to Prague, but the German army seemed to take absolute delight in following me. S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): My mother, wise woman that she...
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Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton's eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.
Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem

Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell
Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell The Derelict: Pokomoko! Slowly I turn, step by step … Harvey Garvey (Lou Costello): Have you a reservation here? Jailer and clerk: No. Harvey Garvey (Lou Costello): Then I have to take my business...
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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman

Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman
Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman starring the Three Stooges Sign: Mrs. Hammond Eggerley’s Theatrical Apt’s – 26 rooms – 2 bath tubs =Rates= $4 per week up Mostly Up Curly (Curly Howard): [looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There’s someplace...
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Ted Nugent’s 9 Reasons Why We Should Thank Barack Obama

Why beer is better than President Obama - the list goes on, and on ... and on ...
 Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. Obama is destroying...
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