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Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for...
Christmas jokes

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas – Another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – this time, ‘saluting’ Bill Gates and Microsoft
Christmas jokes
Christmas jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
Christmas jokes, Song Lyrics

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of...
Christmas jokes

Early Christmas shopping

Early Christmas shopping How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out …
Christmas jokes, Food jokes

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake – Sung to the tune of ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by The Monkees – a very funny song parody (unless,...
Christmas jokes, Doctor jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills –...
Christmas jokes
Christmas jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there...