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Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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June 1, 2007 user
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Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas – Another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – this time, ‘saluting’ Bill Gates and Microsoft
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June 1, 2007 user
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Do you know what the Nativity Set is? – A very funny answer to the question – reminding me of Gracie Allen
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May 31, 2007 user
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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie Deck Us All With Boston Charlie – the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The...
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May 31, 2007 user
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Early Christmas shopping How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out …
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Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake – Sung to the tune of ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by The Monkees – a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake) If you received a fruitcake for Christmas, share it with all your friends today, National Fruitcake Day...
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May 31, 2007 user
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Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
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May 31, 2007 user
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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest.
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May 30, 2007 user
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Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!
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May 12, 2007 user
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