Best Clean Funny Jokes
Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!
Dog Food Diet Dog food diet – it works great, with just one side effect – enjoy the joke!
Rules for dieting at Christmastime– I’m not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I’m *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!
Five Steps to a Healthy Diet – Well, it’s easier to understand than the new food pyramid …
Dieting buddy – When dieting, it’s often beneficial to have a ‘buddy’ to diet with you, to help you in your moments of temptation … which is why it’s so crucial to pick the *right* buddy!
A sign from God – funny story illustrating how we tend to ‘use’ God to excuse ourselves – and break our diets in the process!
Alligator sandwich – Really, if you could have any kind of sandwich, would you order an alligator sandwich?
Faster Food – Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee — large, grande, and viente — all of which mean ‘large’
Shampoo Warning – Why don’t we ever *read* the warning label on the shampoo bottle?