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Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying...
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Virus Warning

The Last Bug
Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but...
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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore

Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?
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Funny eBay feedback

Funny eBay feedback
Funny eBay feedback – After completing a transaction on eBay, the buyer can rate the seller and leave comments. If you ever seen *any* of these, run away from that person!
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