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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning

Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning – Odd how my wife complains about this …

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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two online services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have conceded that the […]

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10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a ‘GENERAL CAR FAULT’ warning […]

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Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux is now finally a reality. The changes are subtle but very important. man pages are now person pages. Due to complaints from allergic people, cat has been replaced by hypoallergenic_domestic_animal. “yes” is a relic from the times men dominated IT and thought that the only way a woman could reply was in […]

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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker

[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying colons. In this modern ear, itis simply […]

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QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

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The Last Bug

Virus Warning

Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are […]

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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore

Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?

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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

Computer Terms

Computer Terms – a funny list of the “real” definitions of computer terms – thanks to GNU Humor Archive

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Error messages in Haiku

Error messages in Haiku – imagine if instead of cryptic text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku …

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