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27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two online services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back....
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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be...
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Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux
Politically correct Linux is now finally a reality. The changes are subtle but very important. man pages are now person pages. Due to complaints from allergic people, cat has been replaced by hypoallergenic_domestic_animal. “yes” is a relic from the times men dominated IT and thought that the only...
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Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying...
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Virus Warning

The Last Bug
Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but...
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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore

Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?
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