Juggler’s sobriety test – I’ve heard of the highway patrol giving sobriety tests, but this is ridiculous!
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August 30, 2018 user
Police jokes
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Funny movie quotes from The Comedy of Terrors – a hilarious black comedy starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone, Joyce Jameson
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August 26, 2018 user
Funny movie quotes
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they accidentally bump into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” The second replies, “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
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August 14, 2018 user
Puns
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One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best...
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August 14, 2018 user
Work jokes
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I...
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August 13, 2018 user
Puns
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,...
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August 12, 2018 user
Puns
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Teepee or wigwam? What’s the diagnosis?
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August 12, 2018 user
Puns
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Funny movie quotes from I Love You Again, a very funny comedy starring William Powell and Myrna Loy
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August 6, 2018 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, starring Cary Grant , Myrna Loy , Melvyn Douglas Jim Blandings (Cary Grant): What’s with this kissing all of a sudden? I don’t like it. Every time he goes out of this house, he shakes my hand and...
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August 5, 2018 user
Funny movie quotes
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Come to the U.S.A. lyrics, by Ray Stevens If you thinkin’ about illegal immigrationBe careful when you’re choosin’ the nation‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon.Imagine that.
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August 4, 2018 user
Ray Stevens
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