One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy!
- A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. - How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick! - What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y”! - What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light up my life! - What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it! - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I’m going out tonight! - What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple! - What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
Platform shoes! - What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia ! - Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy! - What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells. - Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly’ wood! - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! - Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Because a little water ends both of them !